March 2012
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February 2012
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goldalines:
the maine might have forgotten about the period of time where they had synths and straightened their hair and wore neon
but i haven’t
Mikey: One time, a guy told me that if I didn’t give him all my money that he was going to shoot everyone in this pizzeria. In which case, I grabbed my friend and ran out of the place. Another time, I was on my cellphone next to the venue, and some kid put a gun to my throat and was like, ‘Gimme all your money.’ I was like: ‘Dude, I don’t have any money.’ So, he just punched me in my throat.
Frank: The weird thing about that is that both times you were wearing that T-shirt that said: ‘Please hold me up at gunpoint.’
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